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Thursday, September 25, 2008

This one's for the LA-DIES!

Alternative title: Baby Mama, a movie review

Smitty and I rented Baby Mama last weekend. Overall, it was pretty funny but nothing special. I love Tina Fey on 30 Rock, so I appreciate her sense of humor. And I had no idea how many other famous people were in this movie! Greg Kinnear, Sigourney Weaver, Steve Martin, the woman from ER who I always think is this woman from Doc Hollywood. I think there were others, but I don't remember off the top of my head.

The movie had several cringe-inducing – but funny – moments that had me saying, out loud, "Oh no. Oh noooo...." And Steve Martin was pretty darned funny as Tina Fey's loony boss. And of course, I loved it when Tina Fey's character's favorite song was Lady in Red. (Is this video stalkerish or what?)

I will say, though, that the way the movie ended was predictable. I liked it, don't get me wrong, but I saw it coming from a mile away (despite the twist early on in the movie).

And worst of all? No bloopers on the DVD!

Other than that, it was pretty good. For a buck at Redbox, I say go for it.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

What I Have in Common with Nacho Libre

No, it's not the fact that I also look smashing in a turquoise sweater and white pants. And no, I'm not a Mexican wrestler in disguise. But I do love my stretchy pants.

When you are a man, sometimes you
wear stretchy pants in your room.
It's for fun. (Nacho Libre, 2006)

When I was about six months pregnant, my mom and I went to Macy's to look for a pair of pants for me. I'd been wearing mostly regular clothes, but even my biggest clothes weren't fitting anymore. While I was busy looking for a pair of khaki pants for work, my mom checked out the clearance rack.

That's where she found them. My stretchy pants.

The first great thing about these pants is that they only cost $11. The second great thing is that they are black, so they match every single one of my old t-shirts. The third and most important great thing about these pants is that they are stretchy. Oh, so stretchy. Granted, they are a size that I will never admit to wearing (and don't you try to look at the tag!). And I probably shouldn't be wearing something I could fit into at my most pregnant. And in general, they aren't the most flattering piece of clothing I've ever worn.

Just to clarify - the picture above is an example of black stretchy pants. But these aren't the pants. And that's not me in the picture. But anyway, I love my black stretchy pants. Honestly, I would wear them every day if I could. I wish I would have bought more than one pair. I love them.

I realize that makes me a prime candidate for What Not to Wear. But as I mentioned (on Chelley's blog maybe?), I'd very much like the chance to be humiliated in exchange for a makeover and new wardrobe. Just wait to nominate me until I've lost weight, will you?

Until then, I need to wear my stretchy pants in my room. (Or on the couch.) It's for fun!

**By the way, when I did a search for a picture, I found that I'm not the only person who feels this way!**

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I blame it on the M&Ms.

My weight-loss success was short-lived. I had a gain this week, and it's no mystery why. I ate an enormous amount of M&Ms (bought for Photobaby's upcoming birthday party). And, okay, I ate two delicious cake donuts for breakfast on Friday. But mainly, it was the M&Ms. Evil candy-coated pieces of chocolate, they are.

[Turns out, I’m not the only one to believe M&Ms are evil. Check this out. Or this one. Or this one here.]

All joking aside, I really am down about this. I have been trying to lose weight for longer than I haven’t. I can remember trying to diet and exercise when I was 14! Yet, I’ve never really gained control over this struggle. Sure, I was thinner back then, but I wasn’t healthy. And now, I’m neither thin nor healthy!

You’d think I would be motivated. First of all, my health was seriously endangered last year at the end of my pregnancy. And even though the doctor said it wasn’t my fault, she also said being at a healthy weight and eating right could possibly prevent it from happening again, should we have another baby in the future. This should be big motivation, right?

Plus, I’ve passed every limit I set on myself, from “I’ll never have back fat” to “I’ll never shop at Lane Bryant” to “I’ll never weigh more than 200 lbs. again!” Each time, I prove myself wrong. I prove that no, I can’t do this. I can’t make the right choice, do the right thing, be a better person.

And how can I expect to conquer this problem? I mean, even Paul said, “I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.” And if Paul had trouble, well, this mere mortal is doomed. Doomed!

Then again, maybe it’s not futile. (And perhaps I get a bit emotional and dramatic about this topic.) After all, Paul also said, “I can do everything through him who gives me strength.” And not to mention this: “I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.”

So if Paul didn’t give up, I guess I shouldn’t either. Even if I gained half a pound. It’s a new week, and I’m back on the point-counting wagon. I know Weight Watchers is a good program that works. And I remember that I am capable of following the program and losing weight. And I’m praying that this week is the one where I start moving forward. Pressing on toward the goal. Again.

Monday, September 22, 2008

That one time I tried something new...

I love recipes. I subscribe to Kraft’s food and family, I read The Pioneer Woman Cooks every day (or every day she posts), and I watch 30 Minute Meals on the days I get home early enough and Photobaby isn’t cranky. I even take notes at my Weight Watchers meetings and write down their healthy recipes. And I put all the recipes I find – online, in magazines, on TV or wherever – in an binder formerly known as a photo album.

A binder that sits in my pantry, next to my handful of cookbooks and unopened except for the occasions I pull it out to double check the ingredients or quantities in the recipes I’ve used a hundred times.

See, I have a few dishes that I can cook well. Lasagna, cheesy potatoes, broccoli and rice casserole, chocolate éclair dessert, baked mostaciolli, tortilla rolls. I can also make a mean pan of brownies from the store-brand box mix, but that’s another story. The problem – aside from the calorie and point count of those dishes – is that I don’t venture out. I save new recipes, but I don’t try them. I want to. But I don’t.

And that is why I’m so excited to tell you that not only did I try a new recipe, but I even altered it to make it better/to avoid making another trip to the store.

Last fall, after Photobaby came home from the hospital, several friends brought us meals. My friend Katie, who now lives in Virginia, actually had her mother-in-law bring us dinner one night! Because she knows how much our family loves cheese (I blame my dairy addiction on a childhood allergy that required a sad diet without pizza or tacos or anything dairy.), she asked her mom-in-law to make one of their family favorites, chicken spaghetti.

I don’t actually know the name of the dish, but “chicken spaghetti” is what Pioneer Woman called it on her site, although her recipe didn’t seem exactly the same as the one we had last fall. But it looked close enough, so I thought I’d try it. After all, even Mark liked the dish – and he’s a picky eater (and to be honest, one of the reasons I don’t often try new things)!

Since I think I’m making a short story long here, I’ll cut to the chase. I changed the ingredients to fit what I already had on hand, and ended up with a dish that if not exactly like what Katie’s mother-in-law makes, is pretty darn close. And we loved it! Loved it a little too much, actually, since we both had second helpings! (Surely this doesn’t have anything to do with my 1-pound weight gain two days later at my WW weigh-in??)

So without further ado (oh, how I love my ado), here’s MY new recipe:

Southwestern Chicken Spaghetti

4 chicken breasts, chopped
3 cups dry spaghetti, broken into 2-inch pieces
1 can chicken broth
1 can cream of mushroom soup
3 cups grated cheddar cheese
¼ cup diced onion
1 can Rotel
Chili powder
Garlic powder

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cook the chicken in a skillet sprayed with cooking spray. Season with chili powder and garlic powder. Boil the spaghetti in the broth and some water, then drain. Combine chicken, spaghetti, soup, 2 cups of cheese, onion and Rotel. Pour into casserole dish, sprinkle with remaining cheese, and bake for 30 minutes.

Next time, I’ll probably add a little more chicken, chopped more finely, a bit more spaghetti and another can of soup. Plus, I’ll cook the onion with the chicken – I prefer my casserole onions not to crunch, thank you very much. And I’ll have to use a bigger pan and feed more people…or, more probable, I’ll divide into two dishes and freeze one for later.

And that, my friends, is the story of that one time when I actually cooked something new.

Friday, September 19, 2008

More Sites for the Word Nerds

For no particular reason, and in no particular order, here are some additional grammar-type blogs for those of us grammar-type folks. I used to think I was big on grammar. Turns out, I'm really not. Not in comparison to these people!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Somehow, reading books seems to have gotten a bad rap.*

Do you know about Goodreads? Basically, it’s a social network for book geeks, created by the founder of Tickle. Or, in their words, “Goodreads' mission is to improve the process of reading and learning throughout the world.”

Once you sign up for an account (a super fast and easy process), you just look up your favorite (or least favorite) books and authors. You can then rank them and add a review if you’re so inclined. Then, you can see if any of your book geek friends are members. Just like in Facebook, you can search your e-mail address book and then request access to your friends’ profiles.

A couple months ago, Amy told me about this site during a Cool Chat when we got onto the topic of good books. (I still haven’t read any Joel Rosenberg yet, Amy, but I’ve got one of his books on reserve at the library!) Then a co-worker mentioned it last week. So, finally, a couple days ago I decided to dive in.

In case you’re wondering, “dive in” basically means that I wracked my brain to think of every book I’ve ever read. And I then proceeded to rank it 4 or 5 stars (4=I really liked it! 5=It was amazing!).

No time to write reviews. Must add more books to my total. Must remember more authors. Must have largest total in history of Goodreads!

*sigh*

As so often happens, I became a tad bit obsessive. As a result, I haven’t really used this program to its fullest potential, instead focusing on acquisition. You know, quantity not quality. This is the very reason why I must limit my time on Facebook. Left to my own devices and tendencies, I would be looking up and friending every single person I’ve ever met. Not because I really want to be in touch with all those people. Nope. Just to get more “friends.”

In my defense, I really have read a lot of books. And if I remember the book or the author, it’s most likely because I truly did like or even love them. But now that I’ve gotten this first rush out of my system, I will try to be a bit more thoughtful about my rankings. I might even get around to writing a review.

(Or, I might not. It’s hard to say. See, I decided a couple months ago that I should start a second blog to chronicle my efforts to become an editor. I would share with you all the steps, successes, failures, education, etc. Just to keep a record of it, really. And part of it was going to include reviews of books I’m currently reading. I might still do it. Who knows? It could become my newest obsession!)

* Quote from the Goodreads website.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Confession Time

Hi. My name is Photoqueen, and I read a lot of blogs. So many, in fact, that I’ve had to start using Google Reader (thanks to my friend, Amber, for mentioning this great service!).

I know this does not really come as a surprise, considering how many of my posts revolve around other people’s blogs. But I’ll tell you, I do have some good reasons for reading blogs. First of all, it’s fun. Oh, good reasons. Right. Okay, well, it’s often research. Occasionally for work and often for my quest to become an editor. Researching the publishing industry has led me to some great sites. As has my journey to becoming a better home-maker, complete with clean floors and home-cooked meals.

And that brings me to my point (after only two paragraphs, eh?). One of my very favorite sites is called Confessions of a Pioneer Woman. It’s written by a mom/wife/cook/photographer/blogger who lives on a ranch in Oklahoma. She has a huge blog following, and it’s no wonder. I was originally drawn in by her yummy recipes and stayed for her amazing photography (and tips).

But as I’ve continued to read about her and her life, I’ve been impressed by her love for her family. She just puts it right out there, unashamed, for everyone to see. And in the comments of one of her recent posts, one reader mentioned that this is the very reason why she loves reading this blog. She said it’s refreshing to hear a woman speak lovingly about her husband and lift him up, instead of tear him down. That was really encouraging and a little convicting to me, all at the same time.

So, today I’m wondering:
  • What do you hope readers gain from your blog?
  • Is there a blog or site you visit that is particularly inspiring or encouraging?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Good news!

I joined Weight Watchers two months ago. But last week, I finally started following the program for real. And I hit my first mini-goal - lost 5 lbs. Five down, 70 to go. I know it sounds like a lot, but that's my WW goal. I can do it this time.

Monday, September 15, 2008

This is going to be legen...(wait for it)...dary!

As I have mentioned before, I really enjoy the TV show, How I Met Your Mother. (Although, I just searched my site for mentions and realize that I mistakenly left it off my list of TV shows I love!) For me, it’s a show that makes me feel like I’m watching a bunch of my friends. Like Ed, another one of my favorite (though no longer on air) shows, HIMYM has characters that seem real to me. Not that I think they are real (I may love TV, but I haven’t truly lost my grip on reality!), but if they were real people, they would be the kind of people I’d want as my friends.

So it should come as no surprise to me that some of the phrases used on HIMYM have started to creep into my own vocabulary. After all, when Ed was on the air, my husband and I started pronouncing lettuce “leh-TOOS,” thanks to a running gag on that show. And even today, we’ll say it, primarily during otherwise boring grocery store trips.

It turns out that I’m not the only person to adopt television phrases, specifically ones from HIMYM, as my own. This article lists the phrases the show has introduced to us, including “Legendary,” “slap bet,” and “Suit up!”

Are there phrases you use that originated with a TV show or movie? I’m sure there are tons – share your favorites!
Our washing machine overflowed again and flooded the garage floor. Again.